sloppy franke

After aggressively fucking a chick on her period, you quickly pull out sliding your bloody dick between her ass cheeks resemembling a hotdog with ketchup.

Dude:wanna have sex?
Chick: can't, I'm on my period
Dude: no problem, let's just sloppy franke!
Chick: ok!

by Naveed Mosca June 1, 2018

sloppy slapper

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.

John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...

by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a fat lip and sucks you off.

Yeah I met this honky girl last night, and she gave me a sloppy dallas.

by FulcrumRat October 15, 2020

Sloppy Cinnabun

The act of the male and the female. The male sharts on a girls hand when it is in the shape of the a curled fist. She then gives the male a handjob resulting in the male sperming on the shart covered hand, therefor resembling a cinnabun. At which point she in enjoys her free sloppy cinnabun.

Hey yo bitch, im gunna give you a sloppy cinnabun!

by NooB KiLLa February 19, 2009

Sloppy Kiss

1. Noun - a kiss given of wet or very moist lips.

2. Noun - Kissing someone with liquor in the mouth and swapping said liquor.

Raymond loves giving sloppy kisses with those minors.

by ShaunAnakin March 25, 2009

Sloppy Omelette

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.

Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."

by DylAndy August 22, 2011

Sloppy Joes

An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......

let me tell you a story of Sloppy Joes
you better not cheat on me or I'll turn you into sloppy joes

by Liv.Sae April 12, 2011