Liberation Wank

Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.

My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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liberal hoax

A phrase used to avoid discussing a high risk situation. Generally one where you get the reward while pushing the risk off on someone else.
We can still have a rally, that COVID-19 is just a liberal hoax.
by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh July 30, 2020
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Limosine Liberal

A highly liberal person (a democrat) who lives an upper-class (republican) lifestyle enabled by wealth. Holds philosophically correct liberal positions that they couldn't hold if they weren't so well protected and insulated (through their wealth and power) from the side-effects of those positions. Some common issues include: homeless rights, non-native species removal, etc.

Some Limosine Liberals are thoroughly conservative but publically liberal only in certain areas that are safe for them-- a classic example being: supporting arts organizations that present controversial art.

See: most local politicians in San Francisco, Berkeley, and Marin counties, California
Of course Holten thinks that new City housing shouldn't have parking requirements because cars are environmentally incorrect-- he's a Limosine Liberal who takes cabs everywhere.
by JaimeG June 22, 2007
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Dumbass Liberals

Any person who actually believes that China, North Korea, France, etc, etc,.. are in any way better places to live than the USA. They also believe that communism, socialism and the re-distribution of income is the direction the United States should head in politically. They also enjoy lame attempts at making fun of Anne Coulter and other conservatives. Remember, if it wasn't for free enterprise, private gun ownership, and Americans generally feeling that this is the most kick-ass country in the world, the good old USA wouldn't even exist!!
Barack Obama is one of the worst Dumbass Liberals since Jimmy Carter nearly destroyed our country in the 70's. What an asshole!
by Yourgaymom June 17, 2009
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liberal arts

studies that are intended to provide general knowledge and intellectual skills, rather than specialized occupational or professional skills.
Fred wanted to open his mind to many things, rather than become a carpenter, so he majored in liberal arts.
by nameo September 17, 2005
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Fuck liberals

a phrase that most people should be using these days. Viva La Bush!
Fuck liberals! They all suck cum from John Kerry's 1-inch dick.
by The Loyal Bush Legionary November 18, 2004
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Liberal

n. A person who defies all logic and reasoning in order to make themselves look like the victim, typically in a political setting.
adj. A describing word used to express a next level of stupidity or idiocy.
Ex: "Bro don't put a knife in the outlet, that's a very liberal thing to do"
by Clearthinker 84 May 03, 2019
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