Mr. Bicycle

The best man in the world according to me and my lawyer, Mr. Bicycle :3; a famous celebrity; and somehow has the patience of a plastic flower trying to wilt.

Me: just a normal lunch :3 (but the food is a-)
Friend: fr
*cheering and screaming*
Me: what's happening??!!
Kids: MR BICYCLE! MR BICYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SVBNKIUYTRESWDXCVBNJKOI*U&^Y%TR$EWSDXCFVGBHNJKI*U&^%$REW
Friend: oh don't tell me-
Me: it.. is..
Friend: Mr. Bicycle..
Me: he's here..
Friend: GIMME A FUCKING AUTOGRAPH-

by school_chromebook_user January 5, 2026

Mr. Caranta

Best Science Teacher, U.S AirForce veteran, mathematician, Christian, and father figure.

“I wish Mr. Caranta could give me an A”

by realteel17 January 15, 2026

Mr. Unknownymous

He knows you, but you don't know him. He's a horny bastard on Twitter who makes too many your mom jokes.

He makes good music though.

His name is Mr. Unknownymous.

by Mr. Unknownymous November 22, 2021

Mrs. Montano

A teacher who is a real bitch, bullies kids and generally sucks at teaching

Guy #1: do you have that one teacher in honors pre-calc?
Guy #2: yeah man she’s a real Mrs. montano
Guy #1: fucking bitch

by I am beer November 22, 2021

mr shaffer

the best teacher ever. probably the one in texas.

mr shaffer is the best teacher to ever exist

by labyrinth777 November 22, 2021

mr geldard

A sexy beast who won’t be stopped in any way and can’t stop thinking about his favourite class 8AG.

Mark: MR GELDARDS COMING WATCH OUT!
Blake: HES SO SEXY NOTHING WILL STOP HIM!

by Mr geldard November 22, 2021

mr geldard

Someone who is sexy or hot, people say mr steal yo gorl for a reason

Mark: mr geldards coming!
Blake: omg watch out!

by Mr geldard November 22, 2021