Barnabus Collins

The de-facto definition of a Chode.

Rage Quits a game due to not understanding that a Trader labeled "FISH TRADER" Does not in fact but or sell anything but fish.

Barnabus Collins: "Left an ADA full of stuff with a key at the fish trader on Pripyat, free to first person that grabs it.. No fun for me when half the shit I looted is unsellable at any trader. Good luck with that."

Owner of the server: " Only fish stuff at Fish Trader, hence it's called Fish Trader"

by Mask_LES March 19, 2024

Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.

Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."

by daklaaa March 20, 2024

bone collector

n. A female who has children with multiple men.

Crystal is on her third baby from a different man. That hoe is a bone collector.

by Honestjane843 April 12, 2024

Tamworth College

Tamworth college is a glorified brothel, except the standards for hiring are lower, the best thing you can get out of this college is a greater tolerance to pain. This college gets donations from the food bank. There is always a cheesey smell in the hallways of the main building.

John : "I went to tamworth college"
War Veteran : "Thank you for your service"

by Victim no.233 April 14, 2024

Lausanne Collegiate

A very interesting school with the world's most best kids ever. But don't get tempted, it's not that easy to be at this school.

person 1: "Where is Lausanne Collegiate?"
person 2: "Down on Massey road!"

by masseyhouseontop__ April 15, 2024

si collins

A term used for anyone who goes into the pub at opening time and stays there until it closes.

A: Did you know that Jack’s been in the pub since half 12 and the pub shuts in 20 minutes?
B: Wow, proper si collins him.

by bondy__ April 30, 2024

si collins

A “si collins” is a term used for a man who goes into the pub every day from 12-12

A: just gave our Jack a ring, said he’s been in the pub all day
B: fucking hell, proper si collins him

by bondy__ April 30, 2024