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Commitment Chicken 

You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.

....crickets

So that's what Commitment Chicken is...

bull chicken duck frog 

when you don't want to swear but you you need to express how your feeling.

an example would be saying bull shit
that's bull chicken duck frog, I don't think that!

step chicken 

RISE UP STEP CHICKEN🐔✊.

The most powerful, best and greatest cult of all tiktok.

Invented by @chunkysdead, our Mother hen and cult leader.

We are trying to take over the complete internet.

You probably saw our iconic pfp (blue light and person with glasses). Join us and become a step chicken🐔✊
On Tiktok
Comment A: We need to take over the internet
Comment B: Yes, rise up step chickens
Comment C: We will make our Mother hen proud 🐔✊
Comment D: Oh hello, fellow step chickens

step chicken 

the most powerful cult on tiktok. our mother hen is Melissa @chunkysdead
attack, step chickens! rise up step chickens!

we are the step chickens, we will never stop!
step chicken by ninivy May 15, 2020

step chicken 

The most powerful, best and greatest cult of all tiktok.

Invented by chunkysdead, our Mother hen and cult leader.

We are trying to take over the complete internet.

You probably saw the iconic pfp (blue light and person with glasses). Join us and become a fellow step chicken🐔✊
Person A: We need to take over the internet
Person B: Yes, rise up step chickens
Person C: We will make our Mother hen proud 🐔✊

funding chicken 

A source of funding not well known to others
He is going to the funding chicken to pay for this project...
funding chicken by dimidium May 26, 2020