I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone

" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

by Count Orlok June 9, 2024

Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.

"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"

by D Kay December 18, 2023

Blue Winner

Blue Winner is an Australian DJ and producer from the city of Melbourne. He makes electronic and dance music

"Dude, you heard Blue Winners new song"
"Nah man, any good"
"it was playing all night last night"

by Johnnyhooffer January 25, 2011

Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

by mrh@nky May 8, 2017

Blue Gobbler

A person that is in the Fire Service just for EMS reason. The EMS version of a Ketchup Dick.

A Blue Gobbler is a person who volunteers to be on the rescue, always ask to transport patients and won’t shut the fuck up about EMS.

Volunteer EMS Driver: “Check out this Star of Life tattoo I just got”

FF: “That’s a real Blue Gobbler move”

by Firemedick69 December 23, 2023

Blue waffle

Josh

Josh is a blue waffle because he is a blue waffle

by Shita January 19, 2021