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Star Wars Syndrome

This is a condition that many sequels suffer after being overhyped and underproducing. These sequels usually follow behind very decorated firsts.
Star Wars: Episodes I and II, The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions, Quake 2, and Land Before Time
by Spazz November 21, 2003
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Smoker's Window Syndrome

1. The effect that a slightly open car window (2 to 4 inches) has on the probability one will take up the habit of smoking.
2. The fact that 98% of people utilizing partially-opened windows smoke.
3. The long trail of cigarette ash originating from the front-top of the window leading down and behind the starting point.
Bob: "It's a bit stuffy in here. Let me open the window a bit."
Frank: "No no no, Bob! Either put the window all the way down or leave it up! You know Smoker's Window Syndrome will set in and you'll run to buy a pack!"
by Nuxodom November 22, 2009
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Paris Hilton Syndrome

Where everything affected begins to resemble rat-like properties.
I looked like a rat from a dirty gutter when I woke up this morning, but then I found out I had the Paris Hilton Syndrome.
by Kaleur August 14, 2009
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Drunk Dialing Syndrome

The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.
I can't believe I had Drunk Dialing Syndrome last night and phoned Gia.
by Daniel Marq May 13, 2008
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Nerve Attenuation Syndrome

Nerve Attenuation Syndrome or N.A.S. describes the effects of an engineered attack upon the minds of the populace by a control system.

The system uses a command voice to infiltrate the organic collective consciousness and convince individuals to give over their decision making process to an engineered set of memes that build up over time and act as a literal form of brain washing to reprogram human behavior.

The command voice is most likely delivered through more than one method. Likely candidates of delivery are an international microwave network distributed via something like cell towers or electric power grid nodes that can induce a 'voice to skull' effect on a populace.

Likely candidates for targeting and removal are anti-corporate individuals, scientists/atheists, and general creative thought/artists, positive/confident intellectuals, and government workers/supporters.

The signal is designed to train people to actually give up control of their nervous system and thinking by instilling a mistrust of their own observations and opinions through harassment, negativity, isolation, and intimidation.

This phrase was first coined in the 1981 short story "Johnny Mnemonic" by William Gibson.

synonyms: headache, nerve racking, ADD, ADHD, schizophrenia, psychosis, divine intervention, demon possession, sleep paralysis

see: nerve banging
"I just heard a different kind of siren go through my neighborhood than I've ever heard before, it wasn't police, fire, or ambulance... and a moment later I felt a pulse of energy pass through my nervous system. My nerve attenuation syndrome weakened for a moment and I woke up a little more."
by Prime Optimist April 20, 2010
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special snowflake syndrome

spe·cial snowflake
/ˈspeSHəl/ˈsnōˌflāk/
adjective
1, a person who believes that they are special in everything before the moment of birth. they ALWAYS defend themselves constantly so they can have superiority over others. they often dwell in the web so they can accuse big or small groups or companies like whole foods, chick-fil-a, kfc, etc. they're commonly associated with furries, feminists, peta groups, etc. they may or may not have a alternate disorder schizophrenia. for politicaly correctness, Peter Pan syndrome
2, an alternate individual of a sjw.
normie: hi!
SPECIAL person: whatdidyousaytomefaggo?
normie: what?
SPECIAL person:*bitches* i will call the swat team just because of you SEXOFFENDER
normie: *fucking explodes*
a bystander: guess that SPECIAL person has special snowflake syndrome.
by tf2hatts December 17, 2018
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rotten dick syndrome

knob rott basicaly
wanna make love?
sorry, my dick has rotted off
by Ali P March 15, 2004
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