douche fuck

a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.

"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."

by deanna marie September 27, 2007

jam fuck

to fuck a girl hard by pushing in and fast that makes slapping noise

come on jam fuck it in faster!

by deadk January 27, 2009

fucking cunts

An Australian term giving to a person or persons who are very ordinary people- often the worst type of person times that by 1000. Even bigger cunt than Kyle Sandilands.
This term is often quite offensive but if said at the appropriate time, such as when you are referring to a certain Melbourne University's hockey players, it is deemed as befitting language, even around priests and young children.

Player One: Geez that team were a bunch of fucking cunts today.
Umpire: What do you expect, its Melbourne Uni, they are always a bunch of fucking cunts. Even bigger cunts than those UTS fucking cunts. And even bigger fucking cunts than Paris Hilton's fucking cunt.
Team Priest: Oh I've seen Night in Paris and they must be huge fucking cunts then.
Player 1: Oh big fucking cunts.

by uwa11 October 24, 2011

fuck-stick

The contemporary version of "Fuck-Shtick"

N: Slang term for moron.

V: To deliver sexual intercourse with a particluar degree of talent. male

fucked, fuck·ing, fucks +
shtick also schtick or shtik

Interesting because of the vast differnce between the noun and verb in focus of abuse to complement.

N: "..Quit being a fuck-stick or i'll smash you in the nuts..."

V: "..as she was endued with a particular sense-of-cock, he was equally gifted with fuck-stick..."

by Big Tones the knowledgeable November 16, 2003

muppet fuck

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

weird fuck

a stupid ass, perverted male or female that is just totally dumb

"stop staring at the cat taking a shit, you weird fuck."

by shosho November 14, 2007

Sucker Fuck

Fucking someone unexpectedly or out of the blue. Much like sucker punch, but instead of punching them you are fucking them.
THIS IS NOT RAPE!!!
Sucker Fucking is wanted, just unexpected, like a surprise :)

I went over and Sucker Fucked Vikki while she was asleep.

by Vikki Lee December 20, 2007