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Get the Hot Sex mug.(noun) A ‘man about the house’ who is a non-blood relative and enjoys cohabitation and sordid romps with one’s natural mother. In modern parlance - your mom’s live-in boyfriend or lover.
Teacher: Scooter, will I be seeing your mom and pop at the Parents Evening tonight?
Scooter: Mom’ll be there – she’s bringing my Sex-Dad.
Scooter: Mom’ll be there – she’s bringing my Sex-Dad.
by Tremendous Embakwame June 30, 2008
Get the Sex-Dad mug.when you gather up a bunch of hookers and get random guys to have sex with them then while they are busy pour batter all over them then throw them in an oven and bake them then you take it out and feed it to your friends
on the phone
michael:hey ryan i just got done baking a sex pie wanna come over and eat it
ryan:i hope its asian flavor
michael:hey ryan i just got done baking a sex pie wanna come over and eat it
ryan:i hope its asian flavor
by thepoopwizard March 16, 2010
Get the sex pie mug.1. When a male seeks gratifying sex with a female without having to view her face. This can be any level or form of sex, including favourites such as spit-roasting, the chandler effect, 'harry'ing and skull-fucking.
2. A favourite past-time of selfish, mysoginisitc men. These men may often be referred to as "harry"s or "chandler"s, please see these entries.
3. Muzzle sex does not essentially require a muzzle. One may have muzzle sex while wearing a balaclava. The ultimate aim of muzzle sex is to avoid seeing an unattractive female's face. Research has shown women may look between 200-500% with muzzles. Muzzle sex is best achieved by taking the woman from behind.
2. A favourite past-time of selfish, mysoginisitc men. These men may often be referred to as "harry"s or "chandler"s, please see these entries.
3. Muzzle sex does not essentially require a muzzle. One may have muzzle sex while wearing a balaclava. The ultimate aim of muzzle sex is to avoid seeing an unattractive female's face. Research has shown women may look between 200-500% with muzzles. Muzzle sex is best achieved by taking the woman from behind.
by Harry's Asian Sensation December 6, 2007
Get the muzzle sex mug.When you hold you lover down on the bed by their crotch using your hand in a claw shaped almost hook position and watch them struggle to get free with their arms and legs waving like an upside down Turtle.
Today I had turtle sex with my girlfriend. She couldn't stop laughing and I was taking bets mentally to guess if she was going to pee her pants or get turned on.
by k. c. irtap January 21, 2008
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