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by aleksandrie March 17, 2023
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Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them
“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”
by M. H. M July 16, 2023
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Small Penis Syndrome

Another way of referring to a fragile ego. SPS is not necessarily correlated with penis size; a man with a massive penis can have SPS, and a man with a tiny penis may not have SPS.

Small Penis Syndrome is what insecure people have; they often compare themselves to others way too much, and get angry when they are not the best at something, in the same way that someone might get angry if they don't have the biggest penis. They often overcompensate for their insecurities with big trucks, large houses, massive muscles, and fat bank accounts. This is not to say that people with those things have SPS, but often people with SPS try to attain those things as items of what a 'successful' person looks like.
"That guy has a gigantic truck with insane exhaust on it, he's probably overcompensating for his small penis syndrome."
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
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functional penis

Functional penis is a description reserved for the most excellent, shapely, and satisfying of penis'. In addition to causing immense satisfaction to all users, it is inherently able to get hard on demand, remain hard for significant lengths of time, and has a pleasant aroma and taste.
I'm totally besotted with him, and as a bonus he has such a functional penis. I'm so hot for him I can barely control myself...
by Legsy11eleven August 28, 2023
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Nigga penis

by KMONEY9674 September 3, 2023
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Roy The Penis

Roy The Penis is a cartoon character created in December 1991 by a bored schoolboy. Although the first episode was rushed in a 1h 10 minute English lesson, it was an instant example of comedy genius and fellow pupils demanded to see more. Even 21 years later, you can be sure that, like one of his episodes was titled - 'Roy Lives'.

Roy is stereotypical of teenage males and each story had its own theme and titled as such. Examples of this are 'Roy Gets Pissed', 'Roy Gets Laid', 'Roy Meets Caroline (uncensored)', 'Roy Fights The Raging Horn', etc etc.'

From time to time other characters would appear in Roy comic strips, such as The Galloping Arseholes, who were there to either add comedy value, or just annoy and make Roy's jokes sound even funnier.

Roy's morals, ethics and indeed catchphrases are renowned all over the UK, and himself as being a truly upstanding member of the community.
Some of you may remember the shocking events of January 1992 when a ginger I.T. idiot decided that Roy was receiving more attention from his students than his "Pinky" lectures. He promptly kidnapped Roy and held him hostage without any ransom demand. This was then used as the setting for one of Roy's most famous two-part strips, 'Roy Gets Kidnapped' and then 'Roy's Escape' (subtitled 'Never Doing Tradesmans Again').

Delinquent young males have been overheard saying to their career advisers "I have been reading the works of Roy and now know the error of my ways. When I grow up, I want to be just like Roy The Penis."

Remember, Roy ain't heavy, he's The Penis.
by Shofty October 1, 2012
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pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)
Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis
by good of words August 17, 2016
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