trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019

deluxe penis

A penis that is typically 5 times larger than a normal penis. Commonly 12Yr old brag about this.

My deluxe penis is so delicious.

by That guy named thoooomas October 28, 2017

penis muncher

someone who munches penis and most likely gargles cum

person one: *sucks dick*

person two: " you fucking penis muncher"

by BONKEN__ June 25, 2020

Gay penis

Mine

Just a fucking gay penis you get hard when you see a man and then you cum😜

by Gæ.verygæ December 19, 2021

Penis Colada

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".

Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.

by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018

Wiener Penis

Wiener penis or “wean pean” is an expression similar to god damnit. It can also be used to describe someone who is being difficult or a pain in the ass.

Matt is such a wiener penis sometimes.

Ahh wiener penis!
Stop being a wean pean Nate!

by ToxicRandomness April 1, 2025

Peni

the sole definition of handsome and majestic

damn that person is soo peni

by 1c3WalloC0me March 21, 2023