Skip to main content

pre-friend

To creep on a prospect's social networking profile before meeting them in order to gain a social advantage when actually meeting and conversing with said prospect.
Henry - "I like this girl but I know nothing about her, and I'm going to a party tonight where she'll be."
Clyde - "You should totally pre-friend her so you have something to talk about!"
by grimymonkey May 28, 2013
mugGet the pre-friendmug.

fRiEndS

When you're not really friends but have to say you are because management threatened you and your partner. Just like Lauren Jauregui and Camila Cabello.
"Friends, we know what friends means"
We know we know we know
by Dadddy2.0 May 3, 2019
mugGet the fRiEndSmug.

Friend Harvester

A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.
Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha
by Pafzko August 18, 2011
mugGet the Friend Harvestermug.

TV friend

People you see on television so often you come to see them as your friend.
That Mindy had me in stitches last night, that girl is my best TV Friend!
by Cubil April 24, 2014
mugGet the TV friendmug.

Diary friend

The diary friend is that one friend who you really trust with all of your secrets because you know they won't tell anyone. Often times the diary friend is used as a vent for trauma or personal problems such as mental health or relationships with other people.
You mean she trusts you with all her problems? You must be her Diary friend.
by Senntret May 27, 2022
mugGet the Diary friendmug.

Fake friends

An ugly backstabbing THING wanting to go home and Forget that you exist
I have a Lotta fake friends in school.
by Created by Mariah Elizabeth September 4, 2021
mugGet the Fake friendsmug.

sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.
Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)
mugGet the sacrificing the short friendmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email