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Jingle balls

When a guy shoves bells up his ass in order to make people think it's his balls that are jingling when he walks
Oh man it's Christmas time, Eric is going to have jingle balls again..
by 1Life2Live January 23, 2024
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Turd ballsack

When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.
I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.
by TheKookie81 January 28, 2024
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drakes balls

Very small and always blue but never let you down, they will always give a full plentiful load of light yellow ejaculate
Drakes balls are always ready to bust
by anonymous February 2, 2024
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"no balls" achievement

Made up achievement for real life, just like achievements in Xbox 360 or Minecraft:
Be challenged by "do it, no balls"? and accidentally lose your balls trying to complete it.
Pretty self-explanatory but..

A: where is B?
C: he is in hospital(
A: what happened?
C: got an "no balls" achievement
A: omfg... no balls???!
by Jakumba_ February 4, 2024
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Old Balls

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!
by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023
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Fortnite Balls

A yo momma joke I think not quite sure yet
Hey man how have you been
"Fortnite Balls"
What?
by Fortnite Balls69420 November 24, 2023
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Grimace balls

Grimace balls what some brain dead 5 year old said when they got dropped kicked as a baby
Hey Charlie guess what
What.
Grimace balls ahahahha I'm so retarded!
by The little retard November 29, 2023
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