tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

That is a real tree horse house cat!

by 347 Hello there March 03, 2021

Green cats

Wins, typically by young children, local to south philadelphia

I always get the green cats

by Jawnas Brothers January 30, 2021

cat knows

an atheist way to say that some kind of information is unavailable for mere humans

I wonder what woman do want, ever?
Oh dude, cat knows!

by thesaluki January 07, 2019

Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.

"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022

Cat nap

The act of taking a after noon nap.

I’m finna take a cat nap for a hour or 2

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 20, 2015

Kitty Cat With Glasses

a cat with SUPER COOL glasses

OMG it is the kitty cat with glasses

by kajerbfjchvdjfhvjgsfdhgjhsfdkj May 13, 2022