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Lanyard Kid

Normally defined as a Middle/High Schooler who wears one or more lanyards alongside being underdressed or having poor fashion. The lanyards are often decorated and may be accompanied by clothing based on popular gaming franchises.

These kids are typically below average height, have poor hygiene, avoid physical activity and may try to make unwanted sexual advances. They may be hyper-engaged in nerd culture without regard for ones-self and usually say things or behave in a very strange way.
David came into the library and offered to suck my dick. I looked at that lanyard kid in disgust and walked away, hoping not to see him at the Dungeons and Dragons club later.
by MillwoodHighSchool January 20, 2024
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Poop kid

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.
Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.
by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024
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Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.
Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.
by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024
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Fuck... Your... Kids

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
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stray kids

very cool boy group, you should stan straykids and do NOT ship the members together please. or else your fucking disgusting.
“Man i love stray kids” “Same.”
by yababadao January 24, 2024
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sephora kids

noun,
those annoying 8-13 year old bratty girls who run rampant around sephora begging their moms for drunk elephant and glow recipe. these girls are all buying the same 5 products that are mainly for anti-aging purposes because of a “preppy” skincare trend on tiktok/youtube, they don’t actually know why they’re getting them
“omg why are all the moisturizer testers so messy?”
“must’ve been the sephora kids”
by rataclysm January 26, 2024
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Green Screen Kid

A kid in YouTube that uses YouTube Shorts features, Green screen. Usually this type of kids is annoying because they ruin a good video by move randomly and they get a lot of of views and likes than a Youtuber that put more effort.
"Stop Green Screen Kid, it is so annoying."
by Imaweebandimrich!!1!!11!! January 27, 2024
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