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fart

it makes noise like “ppffff” or “PPPPOFPFOFOOFIFRUHFHDHFHDBF”
fart.
by fartstinkass May 4, 2021
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Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."
by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019
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bologna fart

when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.
She looked at me and out came a bologna fart
by itzReadyy August 12, 2024
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French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.
Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?
by Nin2 October 5, 2023
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BBW farts

Ok, so you have a sleepover with a BBW whom just ate 7burritos and 8 hamburgers. She cannot stop farting and then fart particles are creeping into your nose.it smells like a barn with cow manuer. And you cannot stand the smell. That sleepover was a fail. You can blame the BBW farts.
I could not stand his BBW farts
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
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fart-tight

Something so tight it causes you to fart when trying to loosen.
That bolt was fart-tight !
by JB-lack 79 December 9, 2024
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Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy also known as a Lazy HVAC Salesman!
by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023
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