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Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.
Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".
by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011
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period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.
Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011
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Friend Harvester

A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.
Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha
by Pafzko August 18, 2011
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Friends of the Funk

close friends usually with a handshake, funk-themed song, and a sign towards each other. sometimes mistaken as couples. friends of the funk come in pairs. each pair needs a different song, handshake, etc.
are they dating?
naw, they just Friends of the Funk
by super-anonyman II November 24, 2011
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Friend bomb

When you click on a friend's name on facebook and load them up with all your best friends.
I don't usually friend bomb someone who plays Farmville, no matter how good their posts are, it's embarrassing. But if they prove themselves long enough, I will even friend bomb them.
by BridgetObama June 20, 2011
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Bacon Friend

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.
by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011
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Iceberg friend

A friend that hides most of his or her true personality from you.
Dude 1: Dude, You know Christian-Betty?
Dude 2: Yeah, what about her.
Dude 1: Dude, I saw her doing drugs in the parking Lot1 What an Iceberg friend!
by NightdesertHawkManguy August 23, 2011
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