National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day

The day where Savannah fucks her girlfriend until said girlfriend forgets her own name.

“What day is it?”
“It’s National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day“
“Good to know”

by Gracie... April 20, 2021

national punch your short ginger friend day

its that day! on april 28 give your short little ginger friend a BIG ol slap. :) ;) :') UwU TnT uWu ;-;

"come here" -friend that is not short ginger
"no youre gonna punch me"-short ginger friend
"it's national punch your short ginger friend day ;)" - non ginger friend
"AAAHHHHH" - ginger loser

by YoMamma12345678910435425423657 February 8, 2023

National Joshah shoot your shot already day

On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).

Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*

by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020

National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day

When you married to a bitch but every year somebody else got have sex with her.

I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.

by Sleezy Breezy June 26, 2019

National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day

Today, girls who’s name is Eleni have to send u nudes. They better be good ones too. No half tit picks. Full bod pics. FTB

Hey, guess who’s sending me nudes tonight because it’s National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day.

by ELENI DAY April 20, 2020

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self

"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"

by Lourtlza October 20, 2023

August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day

Celebrate August 2nd by making an ice cream sandwich or colour something in a colouring book! Now I want to eat a ice cream sandwich right now! Are there any shops with them?

Person 1: Happy National ice cream sandwich and colouring book day!

Person 2: Thanks! You too! I made a sandwich for today!

(August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day!

by speakingthemind August 3, 2021