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Kids

Something not everyone needs, which is a stigma pushed by society. I'm sure many like them, but I just don't see the hype or worth. Kids are characterized (by me) as annoying, noisy, whiny, and cringy. Thankfully, you can avoid having them if you sterilize your wife. See examples of people not wanting them.
*Example A
Me: "I don't want Kids and I want a wife who agrees and wants to be sterilized to protect from having such monsters"
*Example B
Mr. Waternoose from the 2001 computer-animated movie Monsters Inc:
"There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child, a single touch will kill you!"
by REDBOSS2008 August 3, 2024
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Kid

a person that you have no relation to.
person: im gana order the intier menu

me: did you here this kid
by your dad's mom is your sister December 15, 2019
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swimming kid

A kid or teen who gives off the mood that makes you think "he definitely has swimming lessons".
"Person 1: Hey, not to be mean, or doesn't that kid look like he does some type of sport?"

"Person 2: Oh, yeah, he does have some swim meets."
"Person 1: Thanks, I could tell that kid was a swimming kid or other kid who does a competitive sport."
by theswimkid2001 May 20, 2024
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kanipans kid

KaniPans Kid is a idiot who is smart but doesnt use his or her brain and they act dumb also they are very adventurous and they are made out of aluminium. A.k.A me
Follow KaniPans Kid on YT
by KaniPans Kid YT September 11, 2020
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Band kid

Nerdiest but coolest mfs you'll ever meet
"Nerd!"
"Yeah, I'm a band kid"
by BestBariInTheWest February 24, 2024
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Disney Channel Kid

Usually seen smoking crappy weed at a public pool, wearing a unicorn mask.
Look there goes that disney channel kid.... his name must be fred.
by Evilduck55 June 26, 2021
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Ipad kid

An iPad kid is Marco
Marco the ipad kid only says ‘ur mom’ the whole day
by Jisoocanoodle May 7, 2022
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