Snowly Shit

a lot of snow.

John woke up in the morning to discover it snowed a lot. A wide-eyed John says, "Snowly Shit!"

by Beltway T-bone February 8, 2010

Shit Flaps

A derogatory term used when someone finds themselves in an unfortunate situation. Often paired with the words Holy and Fucking.

Dave: look what happened when i dipped my cock in sulphuric acid.

Bob: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FLAPS!

by Gerbert_Miller January 12, 2009

Shit Boogers

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!

I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!

by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012

Hit the shit

To make or do something in an utterly fantastic manner. To succeed completely and beyond doubt. To stumble upon brilliance.

Dude, you gotta check out this new book! Robert Jordan has hit the shit, his new work is amazing!

by seiyonoryuu May 21, 2015

shat that shit

When speaking about the delivery of a child. Instead of delivered, use shat that shit.

She shat that shit out at the hospital. It was a boy and baby daddy was happy!

by Boobypirwte702 September 3, 2019

Shit Pillow

When you place a wad of toilet paper in the empty bowl before you take a shit. This "pillow" muffles the sound...so no one knows you're shitting.

Friend: I'm going out of town this weekend with Mike for the first time and staying in a hotel. How will I poop without him knowing?
Me: Dude, just make a shit pillow.

by quickpause February 1, 2015

Shit Shield

If someone were talking shit to you or to someone you know and it gets back to you. Acting like you don't care or not worrying about it is having your "shit shield" up.

Nick: "Hey Bruce, James has been talking shit about you all day. He just showed up for the party man. You'd better have your shit shield up."
Bruce: "I know. But I don't care. It does not bother me unless he gets into my face about it."

by whynot9899 February 21, 2009