Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).

Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.

by AyandesS, baby. Who else? December 12, 2012

Hoe bag

A thing you pay for and you never now what stds your going to get

I waonder what’s gonna come in that Hoe Bag

by Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh November 19, 2018

Hoe

a girl that puts ice cubes "down there" ;)

Yo! That girl on tiktok a real hoe. She took the whole ice cube tray.

by therealhoe2.0 April 24, 2020

Hoeing txts

When you do not reply to a text message or are purposely not replying to a person's message

"Bro I swear she is always hoeing txts from me."

by Ljandjd April 23, 2017

Sketchy Hoe

London

That bitch London a snake trick bitch n a sketchy hoe she fuckin with everybody n there nigga

by Mrs. Green024 March 15, 2022

couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage

at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper

by stripper chick February 20, 2010

Champagne Hoe

When your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.

When you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.

Phil King aka DJ Ducketts is the original "Champagne Hoe"

by champagnehoe June 15, 2013