Do the wishbone

An underhanded social strategy of convincing someone to perform something in front of others or put themselves pubicly on the line that results in the performer being berated or ignored.

Sally talked Joan into singing opera for her boyfriend's family reunion. Afterwards, Sally tried to convince Joan it was just a joke, but Joan couldn't wait to get even with Sally for making her do the wishbone.

"You want me to do the wishbone so that you can get me out of the running."

After doing the wishbone in front of the entire restaurant, I searched frantically for a bowl to throw up into.

by Bombix February 4, 2013

Doing A Robert

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.

'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Do nothing

It ain't nothing and it doesn't cost anyone who hasn't gained materially anything.

Hym "Do nothing? It's better than what I'm going to do with out it. I'm not engaging in society beyond this. I've already done more than any fuck-ass politician and it'll be a cold day in hell be for I let some useless motherfucker who did nothing more than win a popularity contest tell me that they get to sit there and let these motherfuckers steal my shit so that I have to keep working with the rest of you. You do you have to go without sex if not everyone if having it? No. Then I don't have to wait until I'm old to retire. People are being ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED because of the fact that UNLIKE ME... YOU are not a fucking AI creating genius. And buying Greenland isn't going to change that. So, FUCK YOU. Credit and compensation for my WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY. One that YOU DO NOT DESERVE because you are worthless fucking garbage. I'm too good for you. Out or death. There will be no compromise."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017

Doing em dirty

The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube

"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023