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A Cummings

Don't be a Cummings, who do you think you are, driving across the country like that.
by AlexC MeMe Snank May 26, 2020
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Cum lollipop

A ffm threesome sex position. One of the females sits on the male who is sitting on the edge of a bed with her legs spread over his, with her back to him. He enters her and she raises herself so that just the head of his cock is in. The second female then gets on her knees and licks his shaft from the bottom of his cock up until her tongue runs over the other females clit.

This carries on until they both cum and the female on her knees gets a cum lollipop, tasting them both.
When 2 girls and a guy need threesomes with something different they can try cum lollipop

Sarah sat on Paul and assumed the position, with her back to him, mean while Marie got on her knees in front of them. Marie ran her tongue up Paul’s shaft till it got to Sarah’s clit, swirling the clit then back down again over Paul’s shaft. Marie did this until Sarah came and shortly after Paul came, spilling out the cum from the partly inserted cock, which Marie happily licked up like a messy lollipop.
by Pasmac June 23, 2024
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penis cum

by nigster69420 September 20, 2022
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CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.
Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021
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Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.
by Say when July 20, 2025
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Cum curdler

A female that is so repugnant, disgusting and haggard that when a man looks at her, his jizz literally, instantly curdles in his balls like old milk.
Dude, she has to Photoshop her pictures just to be ugly, she's a -10, a legit cum curdler. She looks like her shit could stain or even erode metal.
by Jinx_Havok May 27, 2017
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Cum Bucket

When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.
Ben: Your chick has a deep belly button
Eric: Yeah, it's the Hoover Dam of cum buckets
by RiddyTX June 25, 2015
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