shrimp cock

When you stick a shrimp in your dick hole and scream out “ all aboard “.

I want to shrimp cock my aunt so hard.

by ILoveShitCocks72 May 2, 2018

phantom cock

the throbbing a woman's pussy feels before and after sex

she still feels his cock feeling feeding her

"lol, can you hand me a smoke, hun?

thanks.
i have phantom cock. "
*grins*

by a strange place for jazz May 19, 2016

Sexy Cock

Something that doesn't exist.

Did you see Slash's sexy cock?
What? A sexy cock doesn't exist.

by massive_schlong February 5, 2018

Cock Bag

Someone who is such a big dick, they have gone beyond the level of douche bag.

Johannes is a giant Cock Bag.

by cockbaglicker1493 May 23, 2012

Cock Whistle

Very similar to the female queef , it occurs when air becomes trapped down the urethra and escapes. The resulting sound is a very airy whistle. Similar to wind blowing through an old building making a whistling noise.

Girl- Did you hear that?

Boy- shut up baby its just a cock whistle

by Wardycus August 29, 2012

cock hopping

a term used for someone usually male that will say anything to anyone to get ahead in online gaming

wow that guy just is cock hopping everywhere and still no one likes him. what a fag

by Adoro July 28, 2011

cock pump

A person that sucks at life...

see also, tool

A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.

by Kris Stuart April 12, 2005