You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

condo cat

A person, typically a female, who has spent their adolescence living in apartments or condos and continues to do so. Their world view and experience is limited to the four walls around them, and they have a personality that could be considered basic. They likely have a cat or small dog and are generally pretty clean.

I dated a condo cat when I moved to the city, but I just couldn't connect with her; she bored me. I think she's an office assistant these days.

by punkrawker April 20, 2022

Cat

Our great overlords

We worship our great overlords the cats

by Cat slave n.o. 19884629264826C October 3, 2020

Justin The Cat

Just a little cat that wants to be in space

Oh look guys it’s Justin The Cat!
Damn Justin The Cat is so hot!
Meow meow meow meow meow! *wow Justin The Cat is my role model!

by Space Catterino June 6, 2023

Watermelon Cat

A cat that is sitting on a watermelon. Yeah I don't know how this became an insanely popular meme. Society is just crazy these days.

"If I fits, I sits."

~ Watermelon Cat

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

The Cat-Dog

When one "man" pulls his foreskin over another penis. Essentially making a finger puzzle

If I catch you trying the Cat-Dog again ,I'll spray you with the hose!

by Goose 253 January 11, 2021

Watermelon Cat

She's an 8ft tall, red cat that smells, and is watermelon! Her one true love is Nawnii, and ONLY Nawnii

"Hey, I just found this cool artist- and their oc is named Watermelon Cat!"

"Oh wow.. I hope she gets more followers, like her art is so cartoony!"
Watermelon Cat's senpai is Nawnii, and only Nawnii. If anyone bothers her, then I WILL know where you live!

by Katflake September 24, 2020