A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.
Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
by Pat Manson February 24, 2010
Get the Don't be a douche bag!mug. pole vault over the victim or unsuspecting citizen, launch forward onto your hands, much like child-like leap frog, springing back, carefully placing your dick on the victims face. this should be done in a careful and erotic matter, as to not scare the victim and or unsuspecting citizen.
adventure boy exhibited the allusive and infamous "reverse tea bag" on the unsuspecting teletubby. she, however, was frightened, for adventure boy did not follow the rule of carefullness and erotica.
by PandaAdventureBoyTelePenguin October 24, 2008
Get the reverse tea bagmug. i went to a convenience store and went to the counter and asked for the 'brown bag special' and the lady gave me a dirty look...that whore.
by depraevd January 30, 2004
Get the brown bag specialmug. Someone just released from prison, who has been given his personal stuff in a black bin liner bag.
Shouted at me in the street in Clapham, London, when I was carrying my washing in a black bag:
Shouted at me in the street in Clapham, London, when I was carrying my washing in a black bag:
by Ralph Hancock January 12, 2008
Get the black bag manmug. well, ya see.. you have a bag. a dirty bag that is. and to make that bag dirty, you shit in it. then with your bag full of shit, you put the shit on the girls chest & moterboat it. good luck, have fun, & be safe.
by sarasavvietrisha December 3, 2007
Get the dirty bag of titsmug. by WWTHD June 16, 2011
Get the All That And A Bag of Chipsmug. by widespread March 18, 2009
Get the dog -bagmug.