Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.

Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"

by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023

are you going to do me some?

Are you going to fight me about it?

She told me “are you going to do me some?” So we’re handling it after school in the courtyard.

by Murda187 March 17, 2022

Doing a zennieboi

Schrödinger's homosexual

Man, Alex was begging for a brojob last night, he was doing a zennieboi.

by Bio-M6 April 21, 2024

why do birds suddenly appear

just like me, they long to be, close to you

You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...

by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021

Talk to me before you do anything

If you try to charge or detain me while the thing is going off, it could go very VERY badly for everyone. You need to stop trying to get the better of me. Use your faculties of reason...

Hym "And talk to me before you do anything. Seriously. You retards need to learn to both listen to and use your words rather than wielding authority and/influence haphazardly. Stop being a retard."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

Do a Sin Kiske

Named after the guilty gear character whom falls into this category, to “do a Sin Kiske” means to have a character who looks significantly older than they actually are. An example being the character this is named after, being 5 but looking much older despite this.

Guy 1: “Oh wow i think this character is hot! What’s his name?”
Guy 2: “Sin Kiske. I should tell you now, he’s five.”
Guy 1: “What? He looks like, 20”
Guy 2: “Yeah it’s weird that’s just Guilty Gear for you”
Guy 1: “this is terrible”
Guy 2: “that’s why i call it to Do A Sin Kiske.”

by Earsareyummy June 15, 2024

do lashes

To give oral

I’m going to do lashes after work

by Pain117 November 18, 2020