1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).
While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.
2. Literally me
While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.
2. Literally me
Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~
Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀
(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)
Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀
(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)
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