Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

Monke penis by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

Scaly Penis 

Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.

Tim: Yesterday I tried to get a scaly penis and now its in extreme pain and is constantly bleeding.

Scaly Penis by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021

Jamaican penis bush 

Another name for weed

“Hey you wanna smoke some Jamaican penis bush.”

Jamaican penis bush by Cartnite77 December 31, 2021

Hard penis 

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

Hard penis by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

el Penis 

Fat cock

I dont have a el penis

el Penis by Funtime Walley April 9, 2022

polyglamorous penis 

The most beautiful, important, shining penis ever. It is the best in every way and it is bad in no ways. It is the longest, Girthiest, Most attractive penis ever
Legend says the cum of a polyglamorous penis grants anime protagonist powers and immortality.

Hey baby, wanna see my, polyglamorous penis?

polyglamorous penis by Lordbriboi April 14, 2022

Small Penis 

Deagan Martinovic

Deagan has a very small penis

Small Penis by Cocomelon007 May 14, 2022