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Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
by foldibjojk July 11, 2021
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I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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New bi

an inexperienced gamer who thinks they are good at a game but actually suck at it.
by lilphantom October 16, 2008
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Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?
Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.
This year you should pull a Dirty New Year
by Mango milk February 5, 2025
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new kidz on the block

MOST SHAKING SONG YOULL HEAR AND ITS B-SIDE OF THE YEAR
My favorite song is new kidz on the block
by taeraesburgershop September 19, 2023
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