ur mom

the woman that birthed you and helped bring you into this world.

Kyle: Bro ur so ugly and annoying
Bob: Ur mom dude

by urmadda October 12, 2022

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

ur mom

A phrase used by young adults. It is very addicting and is used in most sentences or as they call it “comebacks”. It is used in all conversations.

“Hey how was your day?”
“Ur mom”

“What are you doing during recess?”

“Ur mom”

by UWUbakabaddie_x November 30, 2021

Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom

Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

ur mom

an expression/"insult"

person 1: "u look stupid"

person 2: "ur mom"

by Tired-Chan March 22, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

mom smart

Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.

You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!

by Rachken June 24, 2019