Tony Crisco

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.

Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.

by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

Tonka Cock

A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.

"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."

by jellyplane March 3, 2025

Tondramatic

Over Sized 2 Ton Tony Obese Female with a severe case of TMA. (TMA - TOO MUCH ASS)

Ya should have seented dis tro of tondramatic witches doin da Tupac "Any Way Y Want It" dance challenge, wasn't shit shaken but Arm Fat and Heads. 👀

by MrSLJSr March 3, 2025

Tondramatic

Over Sized 2 Ton Tony Obese Female with a severe case of TMA. (TMA - TOO MUCH ASS)

Ya should have seented dis trio of tondramatic females doin da Tupac "Any Way Y Want It" dance challenge, wasn't shit shaken but Arm Fat and Heads. 👀

by MrSLJSr March 3, 2025

Tonighrrow

This is a combination of the words tonight and tomorrow. It has a very specific usage. It refers to something that is both the next day and later that night at the same time at about the hours of 11pm and 2am. For example, if you have a night job at a business, such as a hotel or a shift as a security guard where your work day starts at 11pm you can in the shift before your next, refer to your next work shift as tonighrrow instead of tomorrow or tonight since your work shift encompasses both that later night and tomorrow at the same time. Since you are starting work at 11pm it's only one hour into your shift before it becomes this days' tomorrow, so if you are talking about this time frame in the morning or afternoon as you would any other time you say "tonight" then that sweet spot in between 11pm and 2am would be tonighrrow since the activity or thing you are referring to encompasses both tonight and tomorrow.

Since one of the dryers are down, I bet I am going to have to do a lot of laundry tonighrrow.

by Angus Mcfife March 6, 2025

Tonighrrow

A combination of tonight and tomorrow both taking place at the same time. A specific time of the night that takes place during just before and after the day rolls over at midnight. For example, you have a workshift that begins at 11pm, you could refer to your workshift as taking place tonighrrow.

I will take care of that project tonighrrow at work.

by Angus Mcfife March 7, 2025

Tonguetidimynitis

Inflammation of the tongue muscles.” It’s like grabbing your tongue and trying to talk”

The executive giving a speech had tonguetidimynitis.

by Boxer shorts March 15, 2025