Jamaican penis bush 

Another name for weed

“Hey you wanna smoke some Jamaican penis bush.”

Jamaican penis bush by Cartnite77 December 31, 2021

Hard penis 

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

Hard penis by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

el Penis 

Fat cock

I dont have a el penis

el Penis by Funtime Walley April 9, 2022

polyglamorous penis 

The most beautiful, important, shining penis ever. It is the best in every way and it is bad in no ways. It is the longest, Girthiest, Most attractive penis ever
Legend says the cum of a polyglamorous penis grants anime protagonist powers and immortality.

Hey baby, wanna see my, polyglamorous penis?

polyglamorous penis by Lordbriboi April 14, 2022

Small Penis 

Deagan Martinovic

Deagan has a very small penis

Small Penis by Cocomelon007 May 14, 2022

Gangrenous Penis 

Gangrenous penis is where a male's penis is restricted from having blood flow for so long that it dies, causing the tissue to rot while attached to the body.

You: Why does my dick look like that?
Doctor: Because you have Gangrenous Penis.

Gangrenous Penis by Breckin Tedders May 25, 2022

the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.

Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers

the penis man by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022