When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024
Get the Reverse cummingmug. The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
by mrvincent May 18, 2021
Get the Cum Combovermug. Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
Get the Somalian Cum Kettlemug. A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018
Get the Cum Punchmug. Cumming yourself by mistake (Sperm , Semen) Accidentally Spreading and bathing your Dick with Cum
Other Word : (Wet , Covered , Sweaty , Slimy , Leaked , goo )
Other Word : (Wet , Covered , Sweaty , Slimy , Leaked , goo )
Person 1: Hello Dude! i had a good dream today!
Person 2: Same 😏 , Also my dream was very very sexy and i got so horny that Accidentaly Cummed myself
Person 1: Holy shit! what the fu-
Person 3: 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸
Person 2: Same 😏 , Also my dream was very very sexy and i got so horny that Accidentaly Cummed myself
Person 1: Holy shit! what the fu-
Person 3: 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸
by UnfunnyGuyy February 28, 2023
Get the Cummedmug. by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024
Get the Cumming in your coffeemug. 