Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

Monkey

To act unevolved or to say things that are illogical or stupid. Not to be confused with racist definition of “monkey”.

that was stupid asf your such a monkey.

by imabbq May 21, 2021

Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 21, 2024

Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.

C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.

by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024

Monkey

Fa'amausili Siosi Watts & Alex

There's A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOOOOOM

by DooDooMan5 September 7, 2022

le monkey

uh oh. stinky. poops. ahahahahhaha. poopies. funny. poopies. ah. alalalallalalalalalalal. funny. poops. poop. funny. ooh. E

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by me neck hurtsssss October 5, 2020

Soul Monkey

A soul reaper in the game type://soul

DIRTY SOUL MONKEY

by Temiloluwa Fadahunsi April 19, 2024