by EpicPenisManIsAwesome March 27, 2019
Get the Penismug. Penis muchies
"Adjective"
"when a woman wants to be sexualy stimulated by the a male penis more often then usual"
"Adjective"
"when a woman wants to be sexualy stimulated by the a male penis more often then usual"
Staci: geez Stephanie I need to find a guy and fuck him tonight.
Stephanie: girl shut your penis munchies haven ass up.
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by YourNiggaSqualay April 30, 2016
Get the penis munchiesmug. An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023
Get the Ancient Penis Wisdommug. 
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Get the Penismug. a second brain some have it small some have it big for example" Finley (aka finster) has a huge second brain, i want to suck it"- every woman to exist
by finster May 16, 2022
Get the penismug.