Cucumber penis pp 

Cucumber penis pp is the pp that's wore by me, my pp was lost when in was playing natural disaster survival and it was sad sadder then ppl that got spied by matts pp my pp is not spy able it's a cucumber now now I cannot have sex with cb because he might eat it and he also divorced me

Cucumber penis pp is lost not funy because I'm a turtle

Cucumber penis pp by detatchable cock February 4, 2021

Pregnant Penis 

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.

Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!

Pregnant Penis by jay asf February 8, 2021

International Penis Day 

A celebration that sounds absolutely fake, yet still exists.

"yo bro it's international penis day"
"excuse me?"

International Penis Day by atsa1ag083 March 15, 2021

Small Penis Disorder 

When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice

Luke has small penis disorder

Small Penis Disorder by I am daddy69 March 16, 2021

Interrupting Penis 

A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.

I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!

Interrupting Penis by Cat Drost 2525 March 20, 2021

emo-penis 

emo-penis (german: emo-penis) is a definition for people with dyed hair and piercings.

A: OMG are you an emo-penis?
B: YES HOW DID YOU KNOW?
A: I Saw your dyed hair and piercings

emo-penis by weird little gay friend June 29, 2021

seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

seasonal penis by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021