cat

cat

cat

by Pulse27 October 26, 2022

cat

a fucking feline bitch; whore

1: youre such a cat
2: aw thanks!
3: bitch that means that youre a sub kitty
2: a what?
1: a whore
2: SHIIIT

by pseudonym345236 November 1, 2022

Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022

blu the cat

Blu is the name of my cat

"Blu the cat you own got run over" said the mother

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022

cat

a fucking evil monter that will scatch you if you touch its belly

man: touches belly

cat: MURDER

by mysterose November 3, 2022

cat

a phyco cute demon that is very amazing and fuzzy. can be seen on curtains and toast. it has tiny shanks on its paws and will normaly get in your way whilst reading.

i mew there fore i cat

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022