My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

Cat

A feedable ball of hair

Me feed cat

by Adld,á,flekvldlflelgovms December 8, 2023

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

Cat

Were and still are gods. They can see ghosts, and a very much capable of
DESTROYING the human race. But they don't because most people love cats.

Also see: pussy, pussycat, kitty, kitten.

This is my cat, Bumbles. He's such a floofball!

by Farlanders of Another Land July 4, 2022

cats and water

(pussy) cat are known to hate water.There's a reason for that its because there allergic i know your probly thinking thats not true but studys have shown that cat dont land on there feet then there water on then and they also hate the water

cats and water are opposites

by torinnn June 16, 2021

cat-rubber

The smell of skunk as experienced around or on pavement, roads or parking lots. Evoking burned rubber smell of cars.

Did someone peel out of the driveway? I smell something.

No, just cat-rubber from a few streets over.

by jayescottowens April 30, 2022

Smurf Cat

A lil blue goofy goober

“What is Smurf cat?”
“WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023