The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.
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Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome
Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome
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Example: Damn, she sure has some shit to say about everyone. Must have a bad case of Reverse Sphincter Syndrome (RSS)... She better get that checked out ASAP.
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your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."
"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."
"so how's the family?"
"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."
"so how's the family?"
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This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
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