Penis

Something small that you have

Jenna: wow your penis is SO small
Peter: shut the fuck up

by Aiden6000 July 22, 2022

Penis

Something you suck on for pleasure.

Person 1: Nice penis bro, how does it taste?
Person 2: Dunno, wanna taste?
Person 1: Just don't put milk with that i am lactose intolerant man

by FunnyNumber69 April 22, 2020

penis

Something that goes in and out the women's' vagina.

My penis is smol :(

by [e-mail]123 November 22, 2021

Penis

Another word for your willy

I’m just scratching my penis

by Me lil j December 14, 2018

Penis

{Davids long dick}. Is the scientific way of saying penis but yeah

David’s penis is as big as a fish

by Mikehawk for president 💯 March 29, 2020

Penis

The long thing that you're sucking on right now.

Yo what's that penis doing in your mouth

by A_______B_____C June 26, 2020

Penis

You looked this up because you were bored, didn't you?

Im bored, let me look up penis in urban dictionary

by Necroathedingleberry October 3, 2022