ciaran's penis

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode

"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"

by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022

joining the league of penis

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

by whenyou89 October 28, 2020

dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

penis day

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday

“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
“it’s penis day!”

by penisnvagina December 27, 2023

penis

a thing that boys have. It's a cum device, you pee with it and have it get sucked. its great

Chad:"Yo, I have a huge dick!'
Brad:"Sick, me too!."
*excessive cum sounds*
Announcer: These two fellas are using their cum device, known as the penis/dick to cum to porn

by attackhelicopter420 February 14, 2021

Penis butter

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.

Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.

by ManOfTheMay December 20, 2021

Penis

The male sexual organ

Suck my penis

by Hrhdjsksjv February 11, 2020