International Penis Day 

A celebration that sounds absolutely fake, yet still exists.

"yo bro it's international penis day"
"excuse me?"

International Penis Day by atsa1ag083 March 15, 2021

Small Penis Disorder 

When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice

Luke has small penis disorder

Small Penis Disorder by I am daddy69 March 16, 2021

Interrupting Penis 

A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.

I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!

Interrupting Penis by Cat Drost 2525 March 20, 2021

emo-penis 

emo-penis (german: emo-penis) is a definition for people with dyed hair and piercings.

A: OMG are you an emo-penis?
B: YES HOW DID YOU KNOW?
A: I Saw your dyed hair and piercings

emo-penis by weird little gay friend June 29, 2021

seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

seasonal penis by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

Monke penis by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

Scaly Penis 

Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.

Tim: Yesterday I tried to get a scaly penis and now its in extreme pain and is constantly bleeding.

Scaly Penis by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021