when you think you found yourself a good friend but they end up talking shit later, you've just been friend fucked
Hey what happened to John ?
Oh he friend fucked me .
Oh that's shitty you'll find someone better to have as a friend
Oh he friend fucked me .
Oh that's shitty you'll find someone better to have as a friend
by elidaddy February 27, 2016
by it's time to drink water October 24, 2022
May 16th is embarrassing friend day! Which means you embarrass your friends in the worst ways possible.
by Jsowbejsbak May 16, 2022
Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
by Kaney Wets January 07, 2022
Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.
by VisedTech01 February 10, 2017
That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.
by Skully_Kalish June 01, 2023
A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.
by Cabbage on ferrit March 09, 2011