I will send you to Jesus

Stephen He. When your failure is failing so much that not even failure managment will work on him.

I will send you to Jesus

by Lol, nub get skill February 3, 2022

I make dollars not sense

When someone says "You don't make any sense," just say this phrase in order to be weird.

You don't make sense. I make Dollars not Sense.

by TheSeger September 5, 2009

ask me if I care

used when you want someone to stop annoying you

- yesterday night's game was awesome
- ask me if I care

by pitfromparis July 22, 2007

mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

I feel your pain

I compassionately understand what you are going through and there may have been some times I have undergone the very same thing or similar.

Guy #1: That Brian dude smells so awful because being near him makes me sick both mentally and physically.
Guy #2: I feel your pain! I have encountered similar jerks like that and they make me want to vomit.

by Touche Touche! May 8, 2018

dot the i's and cross the t's

to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.

We have to widen our perimeter. Dot the i's and cross the t's.

by heliotropines November 15, 2017

okay i pull up

okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
you and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi

1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
okay i pull up

capybara: okay i pull up
leorio stare: okay i pull up

by Lazar Blade September 26, 2021