Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing

Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”

by ProfessorsAccount February 08, 2022

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Time Displacement

- The effect of traveling faster than those around you. Especially when driving.

"I was doing some Time Displacement before the officer caught up with me. "

John used Time Displacement to get to the party before Paul.

by pocketspy October 28, 2013

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The Big Time Rush

Requesting during sex that the girl calls you "Gustavo" instead of daddy. Then when about to climax yelling "Its big time rush baby". All is normally done while wearing a reflective safety vest

Matt gave me "The Big Time Rush" last night. He had me call him Gustavo all night and yelled its big time rush baby when he came.

by Bigdaddydumper69 April 15, 2021

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Hard Time

his full name is hashir
he fought an grade 10 wrestler
he lost and said " I gave you Hard time"
Now everyone calls him hard time
he thinks he is cool
he is fat

woah hard time use ur brain if you have 1

by oof jes sheraz April 28, 2020

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Hard Time

What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.

by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020

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