New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.

All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.

by drew7667 July 8, 2009

The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.

Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.

by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025

APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon theatre cup to shit in and leaves the mess behind for you to find in the shower

Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore..

just wait till you find out about the new moon cup

by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024

noonie new

Feminine hygiene product to freshen a woman's vagina.

As seen in "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues."

Sally needs some Noonie New, I can smell her stank from across the room!

by Seemac November 29, 2017

Simp News

The common knowledge that your a MASSIVE simp

"R is simp news we all know it"

by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020

New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.

"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"

by bighanky May 2, 2024