Middle School Syndrome

“Middle School Syndrome” Means people who does Middle School shit. Basically indicating people who are only in relationships for clout/attention.

Middle School Syndrome example: “oh I’m taken 11-11-19, I love him/her 😘❤️🥰😘😍😘🥰😍😘❤️🥰😍😘”

by FMJR November 8, 2019

Reverse Sphincter Syndrome

When your anal sphincter and esophageal sphincter are switched at birth by some freak accident and you end up a chronic shit-talker. You also talk out of your ass.

Example: Damn, she sure has some shit to say about everyone. Must have a bad case of Reverse Sphincter Syndrome (RSS)... She better get that checked out ASAP.

by Alaliniti October 24, 2018

Facial Distortion Syndrome

The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.

Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome

by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009

Shooter Mcgavin Syndrome

When a person becomes a finger shooting Golf God.

Duff: shooter!!! (makes pistols with his fingers)

Adrian: yep that guy is starting to have the shooter mcgavin syndrome.

by Sphinx Shooter May 28, 2018

itchy ass syndrome

most itchy asses are the result of either rubbing toilet paper too hard or poor hygiene like going to bed with a sweaty crack. wash it before bed and go easy on it when cleaning and itchy ass will go away.

my itchy ass syndrome is better now that i keep it clean

by juansheeet March 5, 2017

limp-rag syndrome

Where a malingerer habitually claims to be utterly drained/exhausted whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is suggested, yet is then able to hop right back up and participate in more desirable stuff like eating, intimacy, pleasant/recreational activities, etc.

I'm all for allowing someone to decline helping out with a group-effort task if he truly is disabled or too weak/fatigued to even move a muscle, but I hate it when people use this excuse one moment to get out of any physical effort, yet are then perfectly capable of robustly marching off and playing sports or whatever just moments later --- sounds like limp-rag syndrome to me.

by QuacksO June 25, 2018

one bitch syndrome

in comfort of being the head bitch in charge , second to no bitch no side no baby momma no duck bitch .

If you talk to multiple women leave her alone she have one bitch syndrome

by Thirdyy September 30, 2020