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News Booking

The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.
Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.
by bxmith June 14, 2010
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New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.
Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.
by _SirHumble January 4, 2023
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my new character

my new character's whole deal that he's chill guy a lowkey dont give a fuck
guy1:do u like my new character?
guy2: huh?
guy1: hes a chill guy and lowkey don't gaf
by ligmasigma September 17, 2024
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Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
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Pew News

Pew News, the most reliable news source on the internet. The show is mainly hosted by the real Gloria Borger, the one on CNN is fake. Some say Pew News is a copy and parody of CNN, but we all know that PewDiePie only produces original content.
Last week I watched Pew News, it was very informative.
by Master Engineer May 24, 2018
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Channel 3 Eyewitness News

a television station in Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States, affiliated with NBC. The station has been owned by Sarkes Tarzian, Inc. since 1982
Cindy Sexton celebrated 25 years with Channel 3 Eyewitness News in 2010. She co-anchors Live at 5:00 , Live at 5:30, Eyewitness News at 6:00, and participates as a co-host on 3 Plus You weekdays at 11:00 a.m.
by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023
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No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.
Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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