Fart knocker

Fart knocker is an unimportant person.

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

culvers farts

Culvers farts is when you eat a ton of culvers and fart so hard you shit your pants.

bro these culvers farts are crazy i've thrown away three pairs of my louie v undies.

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023

Trash Fart

the stinkiest band of all time. fans are called fartists. listen to them on most streaming platforms.

did you hear the new Trash Fart album? It was so funny I shit my pants

by Fresh Tarts March 5, 2022

Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.

ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

Lucas Butt Fart Bomb

this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom

bro my brother blew up the house last night after tacos! he really pulled a Lucas Butt Fart Bomb!

by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023

Fart

Some dumb dirty ratchet nasty shit dirty people like to do because they think it’s cute

🍑💨 auuaaaghhh that was a good one I just farted hahahaha

by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014